this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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