Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
In America we eat man semen.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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