DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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