Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Can you bring me the toilet please
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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