so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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