K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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