Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
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