At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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