I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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