I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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