its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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