Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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