Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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