i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
She needs sedatives and a leash
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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