dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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