That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
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