did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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