On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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