Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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