Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
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