We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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