i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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