Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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