rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
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