Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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