how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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