Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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