pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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