He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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