My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
it's great music for shaving your balls
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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