Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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