Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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