so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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