ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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