We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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