I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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