Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I want a musical about memes.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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