Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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