what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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