i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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