ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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