You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Randomize
