how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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