Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
She announced her abortion via fbk
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Randomize
