Duck Duck Cougar?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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