it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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