I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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