better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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