His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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