thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
