benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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