Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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