So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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