Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
