But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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