She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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